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Interviewing Homer Simpson – One of The Most Popular Dads in Pop Culture

Jorge Sette By Jorge Sette Published on May 20, 2016

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For months, I tried to get an exclusive interview with Homer Simpson for Father’s Day. His PR representative kept turning me down but I didn’t give up. Then I had a lucky break. As Lisa, his daughter, was browsing through the Bookwitty What Should I Read Next topic page, she came across one of my articles. The PR rep had neglected to inform Mr. Simpson as to where the interview would be published. Lisa convinced her Dad how important it could be for his career to talk to Bookwitty. Consequently, Homer immediately granted me an interview. He couldn’t have been more apologetic about his employee’s gaffe. Needless to say, she got the sack.

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The next day I flew to Springfield and, after a wonderful dinner with the entire family, I spoke to Homer. Following is a summary of the insightful conversation we had about his life and the importance of fatherhood:

Bwitty: Mr. Simpson, how do you plan to celebrate Father’s Day with your family? Are you going anywhere fancy?

HS: What's the point of going out? We're just gonna wind up back here anyway.

BW: I see. How do you feel about life in general?

HS: I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another…

BW: Do you follow any particular philosophy on how to educate your kids? Can you give us an example of how you discipline them when they are out of line?

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HS: Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.

BW: And what about when boys reach puberty?

HS: …I told my wife how to go about teaching Bart how to become a man: The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.

BW: Hmmm. As a Dad, what are your hopes for your children?

HS: I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.

BW: Are you a religious man? Do you thank God for the great life and wonderful family you have?

HS: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. But I remember saying on one particular occasion: Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever...thy will be done.

BW: What would you do if there were some kind of emergency with your kids?

HS: Operator! Give me the number for 911!

BW: What is the best advice you could give to kids who didn’t accomplish what they had wanted to?

HS: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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BW: Do you consider yourself a good role model for your children?

HS: I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my dad at most things, and Bart experienced that at the age of four.

Note: all Homer’s answers are actual quotes from the very successful and funny TV show. Homer may sometimes sound harsh, but he is a loving father and adored by his dedicated wife. Happy Father’s Day to all.

Jorge Sette

Jorge Sette is Bookwitty's Regional Ambassador for South America. He represents the company, writing relevant content for the region, recruiting contributors, contacting partners and ... Show More

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