Exclusive Interview with SL: unicorns, unicorns, unicorns
WL: What is the Champagne of Beers?
SL: As far as I know, it's Miller High Life.
WL: What are we having for dinner tonight?
SL: I'm having dinner with my in-laws. My mother-in-law doesn't eat anything spicy and she considers salt and pepper to be spicy. It has to be a boiled potato with a boiled potato.
WL: Do you prefer Bud or Bud Light?
SL: I can't remember.
WL: I don't think that's true. How do you feel about Nihilism?
SL: It's a good river.
WL: How do you feel about fun?
SL: I tried it once. It was alright.
WL: If you could have dinner with one person alive or dead besides AG, who would it be?
SL: Robin Williams. I think it would be a very fun dinner conversation. Next one would be Keith Richards. After all, if there's only one unicorn in the world, how would you want to eat it?
WL: I'm pretty sure that Keith Richards is mummified undead. Tell me more about unicorns.
SL: They're like horses but better. Horses don't sparkle and they have that delightful horn, like antlers but not quite.
WL: If you were a unicorn, what colour would you be?
SL: I'm not good with colours, so I don't know. I would probably think I was purple, but could be a completely different colour.
WL: If you had a unicorn, what would you name it?
SL: "Good question" the unicorn
WL: What kinds of activities would you do with your unicorn? They're not edible.
SL: I would probably train it to kill.
WL: What kinds of rules would you teach your unicorn about killing?
SL: None. Free-range killing.
WL: I feel like you should instil a moral code into your unicorn because how do you know it wouldn't kill you?
SL: I am more powerful than the unicorn. The unicorn is my apprentice.
WL: What would you feed your unicorn?
SL: Alexi. He'll wake up one day dead inside the unicorn.
WL: I that your last comment brings up some interesting ideas about consciousness and the afterlife. Would you please elaborate?
SL: Unicorn magic.
WL: Do you believe in unicorns?
SL: Only mine. If I stop thinking about it, it will disappear.
WL: Is it like a tulpa?
WL: Do you like Lisa Frank?
SL: I don't know who that is.
WL: Guest question from AG. Would you rather watch your parents have sex for the rest of your life or join in just once in order to make it stop?
SL: You're not going to know when, but I'm going to hurt AG.