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Survival Tips for Lunatics by Shandana Minhas

Survival Tips for Lunatics

By Shandana Minhas

To save the most important things in the world, you have to first find out what they are. Tip no. 1: believe it or not a camping trip is the best place to start especially if it has: changez, 12 (tip no. 2: think constable in the lunatic police) timmy, 10 (tip no. 3: think capuchin-monkey brained snotasaurus) a mud volcano (tip no. 4: yes, it can erupt!) saw-toothed crocs (tip no. 5: the animals, not the shoes) a snippy sparrow (tip no. 6: small is big) the last ursus thibetanus (tip no. 7: think large, furry and walking towards you!) a herd of hyperherbivorous baluchitheria (tip no. 8: don't think. Run! ) one poetic markhor (tip no. 9: yup, get the earplugs) a protoliterodragon (tip no. 10: it may go from bad to verse! ) vegetarian velociraptors (tip no. 11: be glad you are not green) and as always assorted pesky humans, including angry soldiers and heartless rogues (tip no. 12: think the most dangerous animal on earth. ) got the idea? here's a story that tells you what on earth is really happening. If you are a clever smartosapiens survival tips for lunatics is the mad, mad handbook for you to make sense of the world and where it is going, besides round and round!

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