Survival Tips for LunaticsBy Shandana Minhas
To save the most important things in the world, you have to first find out what they are. Tip no. 1: believe it or not a camping trip is the best place to start especially if it has: changez, 12 (tip no. 2: think constable in the lunatic police) timmy, 10 (tip no. 3: think capuchin-monkey brained snotasaurus) a mud volcano (tip no. 4: yes, it can erupt!) saw-toothed crocs (tip no. 5: the animals, not the shoes) a snippy sparrow (tip no. 6: small is big) the last ursus thibetanus (tip no. 7: think large, furry and walking towards you!) a herd of hyperherbivorous baluchitheria (tip no. 8: don't think. Run! ) one poetic markhor (tip no. 9: yup, get the earplugs) a protoliterodragon (tip no. 10: it may go from bad to verse! ) vegetarian velociraptors (tip no. 11: be glad you are not green) and as always assorted pesky humans, including angry soldiers and heartless rogues (tip no. 12: think the most dangerous animal on earth. ) got the idea? here's a story that tells you what on earth is really happening. If you are a clever smartosapiens survival tips for lunatics is the mad, mad handbook for you to make sense of the world and where it is going, besides round and round!